D/F#             G
I fell asleep so well last night
D/F#                  G
I bet you wouldn't believe it
D/F#                   G                    A                    A
Cause I knew there was nobody out there who even had a chance of cheating
D/F#            G                      D/F#              G
All the money I spent on Sephora while I was on tour and you were with Kevin
D/F#            G
No more Nobu on my bill, you broke bitch
   A                      A         D
Go choke on a hotdog from 7-11 cause


[Chorus]
            A                 Bm      G     D
Your secrets are not safe with me anymore
           A                   Bm             G
You blew it with your bullshit, you fucking whore
                 D/F#              G
And every time I think of you I'm sick
                    D/F#                    A     D
And I bet you still think that you're the shit
                A                 Bm      G
But your secrets are not safe with me anymore


[Verse 2]
D/F#                    G
I stayed awake watching porn on my iPhone
D/F#                     G
It's almost like I don't need you
D/F#                G                     A                      A
I wish I knew it was easy as this then it wouldn't have taken me this long to leave you
D/F#                           G
Postmates me some sushi almost got me feeling human
D/F#                    G
Sugar daddy, I bet you already got a new one
D/F#                          G
I'm a do my best to make sure your life stay in ruins
    A                                                       D
And everybody knows that you're a bitch, say I won't do it


[Chorus]
            A                 Bm      G
Your secrets are not safe with me anymore
D           A                   Bm             G
Cause you blew it with your bullshit, you fucking whore
                 D/F#              G
And every time I think of you I'm sick
                    D/F#                    A     D
And I bet you still think that you're the shit
                A                 Bm      G
But your secrets are not safe with me anymore


[Bridge]
Bm                   A                       G
I'll probably take back all the shit that I said in this song
           G
I was wrong and I miss you
Bm                   A                       G
I'll probably take back all the shit that I said in this song
           G
I was wrong and I miss you
Bm                   A                       G
I'll probably take back all the shit that I said in this song
           G
I was wrong and I miss you
Bm                   A                       G
I'll probably take back all the shit that I said in this song
                 D
Naw, fuck it


[Chorus]
            A                 Bm      G      D
Your secrets are not safe with me anymore
           A                   Bm             G
You blew it with your bullshit, you fucking whore
                 D/F#              G
And every time I think of you I'm sick
                D/F#                    A      D
I bet you still think that you're the shit
                A                 Bm      G
But your secrets are not safe with me anymore
N.C
Fuck you