The clown said to the doctor: I'm feeling a little blue
The doctor said: Now listen, man, I’ll tell you what we’ll do
Oh, oh, hey, hey, oh, oh, hey
The clown he bled, and then he said: Pagliacci is my name

Patty told Judge Carter: It wasn’t by my will
Carter said to Patty: The beans are already spilled
Oh, oh, hey, hey, oh, oh, hey
Patty bled, and then she said: It was all the SLA

We’re living in a wicked, living in a wicked, living in a wicked world
There ain’t no second chances, no, you only get one turn
We’re living in a wicked, living in a wicked, living in a wicked world
There’s only 10 Commandments, but a million ways to burn

The Princess said to Donald: I'm hip to what you do
Donald said: Hey Princess, you wouldn’t dare tell the truth
Oh, oh, hey, hey, oh, oh, hey
The Princess bled, and then she said: I know you’re on cocaine

We’re living in a wicked, living in a wicked, living in a wicked world
There ain’t no second chances, no you only get one turn
We’re living in a wicked, living in a wicked, living in a wicked world
There’s only 10 Commandments, but a million ways to burn

Darling, I keep on telling you, I just can’t take the heat
You say that I’ve got nine lives, so I oughta land on my feet
Oh, oh, hey, hey, oh, oh, hey
First I bled, and then I said: I’ve already lost eight

We’re living in a wicked, living in a wicked, living in a wicked world
There ain’t no second chances, no you only get one turn
We’re living in a wicked, living in a wicked, living in a wicked world
There’s only 10 Commandments, but a million ways to burn