You got 20-foot ceilings on the Lower East Side
Charging people money for carbon dioxide
You got a silver spoon when you took your first step
Yeah, it's so much fun when you get upset

​A-Baron is a-wearin' his Sunday best, yes
​Baron is a-wearin' his Sunday best, yes
​A-Baron is a-wearin' his Sunday best, yes
Baron is a-wearin' his Sunday best

Now a man could have his paper from a sidewalk stand
But if you put him in a show, he's a baby grand
Yeah, it's funny how you call yourself a New York name
But if you take away the hype I think you're all the same

​A-Baron is a-wearin' his Sunday best, yes
​​A-Baron is a-wearin' his Sunday best, yes
​A-Baron is a-wearin' his Sunday best, yes
​A-Baron is a-wearin' his Sunday best

You got 20-foot ceilings on the Lower East Side
Charging people money for carbon dioxide
You got a silver spoon when you took your first step
Yeah, it's so much fun when you get upset

​A-Baron is a-wearin' his Sunday best, yes
​Baron is a-wearin' his Sunday best
Everybody knows he couldn't care less
​A-Baron is a-wearin' his Sunday best