Woke up before with my head on the floor
I'm not sure what happened last night
Called up a friend never drinking again
This hangover tells me I had the night of my life

But I don't care at least I'm honest
I won't ever apologize

I live my life with no regrets
Judge and jury I plead the fifth
I wouldn't change a single thing oh no
I'm living with no regrets
But I don't care at least I'm honest
I won't ever apologize

Showed up shitfaced stumbled into her place
Dropped my pants straight to the floor
Can't comprehend how this keeps happening
I heard it was the best sex of her life

But I don't care at least I'm honest
I won't ever apologize

I live my life with no regrets
Judge and jury I plead the fifth
I wouldn't change a single thing oh no
I'm living with no regrets
But I don't care at least I'm honest
I won't ever apologize

I'm just being myself
Won't live for anyone else
Why can't you see it won't admit it
You hate being yourself
Wish you were anyone else
You're so pathetic you'll never get it

My entertainment to bottles of gin
I won't put them down till there dry
Called up some friends never sleeping again
It's going to be one hell of a Monday night

But I don't care at least I'm honest
I won't ever apologize

I live my life with no regrets
Judge and jury I plead the fifth
I wouldn't change a single thing oh no
I'm living with no regrets
But I don't care at least I'm honest
I won't ever apologize

I live my life with no regrets
And no I won't apologize