hello students, welcome to class
today we'll be learning
to speak in maths
you must be careful
use this knowledge well
or you may be detained
in a karma jail cell

let us begin

multiply, subtract, add, then divide
in that order, the words that you hide
now let it flow, through your mind
and never, never justify.
what you think or what you feel
to speak in maths, you must be real
but now here comes, the tricky part
you must transform into a shark

(yeah yeah, that's a good trick)

not in body, but in mind
you must have instincts, to survive
the world of trend, never conform
the mind of a shark, you must implore.

speaking in maths 101
speaking in maths can be fun
speaking in maths 101
speaking in maths can not be done

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speaking in maths 101
speaking in maths can be fun
speaking in maths 101
speaking in maths can not be done

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ok students, that was phase one
there is still
more to come
you must be careful
use this knowledge well
or you may be detained
in a karma jail cell

multiply, subtract, add, then divide
all of the words which have been lies
now let it grow inside your soul
until it forms a gigantic bowl
that is where your maths will be stored
until it is time to speak from the core
but now here comes the tricky part
you must transform into a chart

(yeah yeah, that's a good trick)

not like a graph, but more like a pie.
one that reveals all the lies
now cleanse your self
in an evaporated bath
now you are ready, to speak in maths.

speaking in maths 101
speaking in maths can be fun
speaking in maths 101
speaking in maths can not be done

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speaking in maths 101
speaking in maths can be fun
speaking in maths 101
speaking in maths can not be done

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la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

ok students, that was phase two
take these things
and make them come true
you must be careful
use this knowledge well
or you may be detained
in a karma jail cell

SPEAKEY IN MA-AH-AH-ATHS
SPEAKEY IN MA-AH-AH-ATHS
SPEA-KEY IN MATHS 101 101
SPEAKING IN MATHS CAN BE FUN