Oh man, I'm so tired
Of waiting, waiting for you
Why don't you make up your mind,
And stop fucking wasting my time?
You're just so amazingly cool
'Cause someone wrote a song about you
Oh please, can I shake your hand?
So I can grow up to be just like you

Oh no, what did I do?
What did I do to deserve you?
Oh now, what did I do?
Oh no, it's gone away,
It's gone away, but I want it to stay.
Oh no, what did I do?

You sure do talk a lot
About pretty little things you want to get done
I'd honestly slam my hand in a car door
To shut you up
Now please don't take any offense
You are who you are who you are
I guess I am a spoiled brat
But compared to you, I'd rather be that

Oh no, what did I do?
What did I do to deserve you?
Oh now, what did I do?
Oh no, it's gone away
It's gone away but I want it to stay
Oh no, what did I do?
Oh no, what did I do?
What did I do to deserve you?
Oh now, what did I do?