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I used the Windows Media Player to listen
to this song at half speed so that I could be assured that I was tabbing it
correctly. I believe that it is close to 100% correct. I timed the speed
with a metronome and it felt like the slower parts were 107 bpm and the
faster parts were 207 bpm. The tuning is standard.
    Give it a shot and be patient. It will come together pretty easily.
Once you get better at it you will have to play the faster parts at 207bpm.
It can take some time cleaning up the sloppiness of moving the chords that
fast, but you can do it. Just turn the amp up on 10 (or 11 if you^Òre in
Spinal Tap) and let your neighbors hear it. They might want to send their
kids over to take part in the lyrics or maybe you^Òre neighbor is the Spandex
Enormity with a butt-stomach.

Intro:

[Guitar one] Play(6X) It pans from left to right speaker on the 1st 4.
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4-4-------4-4-------4-4-------4-4-------2-2--------9--------2-2-------9-|
2-2-------2-2-------2-2-------2-2-------0-0--------7--------0-0-------7-|

[Guitar two]
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---7-6-5-4---7-6-5-4---7-6-5-4---7-6-5-4---7-6-5-4---7-6-5-4---7-6-5-4--|×

     / C5  C5  E5     F#5 F#5 E5    C5  C5  E5     F#5 E5 G5  E5
(3X)|
     \ C5  C5  E5     F#5 F#5 E5    C5  C5  E5     F#5 G5


    Waiting here in line, ....
     / C5  C5  E5     F#5 F#5 E5    C5  C5  E5     F#5 E5 G5  E5
(2X)|
     \ C5  C5  E5     F#5 F#5 E5    C5  C5  E5     F#5 E5 G5


[Bass Guitar]
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--0-0-6-6-3-3-7-7----0-0-6-6-3-3-7-7------------------------------------|
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[Guitars] while Bill Milano^Òs lips achieve the speed of light.
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---^×-8^×-7^×-5--8-------^×-8^×-7^×-5--8---------------------------------------|
--7--6--5--3--6------7--6--5--3^×-6--------------------------------------------|
--5------------------5---------------------------------------------------------|

[Guitars] (2X)
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---^×----8-7---------9-8---------8-7---------9-8---------------------------|
--0-0---6-5---0-0^×--7-6---0-0---6-5---0-0^×--7-6--------------------------|
---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Spandex Spandex
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--7-6--7-6----6-5--6-5----7-6--7-6----6-5--6----------------------------|
--5-4--5-4----4-3--4-3----5-4--5-4----4-3--4----------------------------|
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Spandex Spandex
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--7-6--7-6----6-5--6-5----7-6--7-6----6-5--5----------------------------|
--5-4--5-4----4-3--4-3----5-4--5-4----4-3--3----------------------------|
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Then from here on you have to get familiar in which pattern they repeat
previous parts. I think that it is all played 3 times over in
relatively the same manner.

Enjoy!