We got guns on channel seven
Somebody loving it up on nine
Over on two
Some dude in an ugly mood's
About to lose his mind
He's gonna go crazy on somebody...

And you can find anything you want
Here on the late show
Vicariously, what a way to go
(Ah just you and me)
Just you and baby
And our TV
What a way to go
Here on the late show

Severe attacks of cabin fever
Letting the bad guys get away
Meanwhile on thirteen
Some ingenue's afraid he's gonna leave her
In a family way...

And you can find anything you want
Here on the late show
Vicariously, what a way to go
(Ah just you and me)
Just you and baby
And our TV
What a way to go
Here on the late show

Oo-oo-oo is this your wife
(She must have been a lovely lady)
Oo-oo-oo is this your knife
(Have you read the man his rights)
Oo-oo-oo is this your life
(What else in on tonight...)

We could paint the town in Paris
Or help Battalion take the bridge
Maybe we should warn the town
'bout what's going down
Don't look now but there's injuns
On the ridge...

You can find anything you want
Here on the late show
Vicariously, what a way to go
(Ah just you and me)
Just you and baby
And our TV
What a way to go
Here on the late show

And I said
You can find anything you want
Here on the late show
Vicariously, what a way to go
(Ah just you and me)
Just you and baby
And our TV
What a way to go
Here on the late show

Late show, late show, you know