C
Ba ba bi bi ba bi di ba di bom


C                                               G7
I'm a Nut I'm a Nut my life don't ever get in a rut opp opp opp opp


The head on my shoulders is sorta loose


And I ain't got sense God gave a goose

                             C
Lord I ain't crazy but I'm a nut


                                  G7
Is it wetter underwater if you're there when it rains

                                        C
Is it shorter to New York than it is by plane

                        F
Between myself and I  I wonder who's the dumber

      G7                                  C
Is it hotter down south than it is in the summer


Bee ba ba de bop bee ba ba de di de bum


C                                               G7
I'm a Nut I'm a Nut my life don't ever get in a rut opp opp opp opp


The head on my shoulders is sorta loose


And I ain't got sense God gave a goose

                             C
Lord I ain't crazy but I'm a nut


                                G7
I drove my Cadillac to Vegas to satisfy my luck

                                               C
Wheelin' dealin' left old Vegas on a Greyhound Bus

                                    F
I sure didn't set the woods on fire while I was there

    G7                                    C
But remember only forest fires breathe in fires 


Bee ba ba de bop bee ba ba de di de bum


 C                                               G7
I'm a Nut I'm a Nut my life don't ever get in a rut opp opp opp opp


The head on my shoulders is sorta loose


And I ain't got sense God gave a goose

                             C
Lord I ain't crazy but I'm a nut


                                  G7
The poverty war will be over when I begin to fight

                                                               C
If it took a dime to go around the world I couldn't get out of sight

                                      F
I don't mind to take the girls out if they don't mind to go Dutch

G7
Makes me feel like a million dollars 

                                  C
And I bet I ain't worth half that much


Bee ba ba de bop bee ba ba de di de bum

 
C                                               G7
I'm a Nut I'm a Nut my life don't ever get in a rut opp opp opp opp


The head on my shoulders is sorta loose


And I ain't got sense God gave a goose

                             C
Lord I ain't crazy but I'm a nut