Yesterday was the day she went away
My [Courtney Jane of moving picture fame]
She called me honey
And took all my money
Judge said she ain't to blame
And I ain't got a cent left to my name.

But I still got my heart.
Still got my mind.
Still got my love and my eyes ain't blind.
To divorce US style,
Woman wins by a mile.
Sometimes make me smile,
That's divorce US style.

Yesterday was the day she went away,
The only thing she left me is my name.
She's taken my house,
My dog Ralf,
Judge said she'll go far.
Yeah she will - and in my new car.

But I still got my heart.
Still got my mind.
Still got my love and my eyes ain't blind.
To divorce US style,
The woman wins by a mile.
Sometimes hard to smile at divorce US style.

But I sure have learnt my lesson,
And I'm trying to forget,
With the help of a sweet lady called regret.

Well I still got my heart.
Still got my mind.
Still got my love and my eyes ain't blind.
To divorce US style,
The woman wins by a mile.
Men suffer for a while.
That's divorce US style.
Yes that's divorce US style,
The woman always wins by a mile.
She'll take you for a ride
There ain't no way you can hide
'cos that's divorce US style