Shawn was messing around
at the ball game
started cracking jokes
like a freight train

it was rebel gym a rusted rim
an then he got beat up
by some hard core gansta wanabees
when was found him
he was laughing like a couch

says he was dreaming
about oscar the grouch
got in the car an we drove off
then he stared screaming
like a flaming moth

tore off his pants
started flying around
then he did a back flip an fell

to the ground
foam was coming
out of his head
an we were all sure
that Shawn was dead
but it was just a concussion