I blow spit bubbles jerk off to porn
I wear loose pants the crouch is torn
I pick my nose got in grown nails
I stick my face in garbage pails

Act kinda weird cant grow a beard
But your the one that I feared
I have no life I have no soul
I have no time to loose control

I am the infinite the best the shit the dude in charge
I am the mother f*cking mother fucker lasting over large
And I fuck up the shit with the greatest fucking ease
Break into your house and wipe my ass with your sleeve

Fuck yeah
Fuck you
Fuck him in the eye

I am the mother fuckin' mother fucker
You can call me god
Even though my name is Christ and I am a saint
Even in the thick of it I am the f*cking infinite