Gtr I
E|--21--17--19----------21----------21--17--19----------21-----------|
B|--------------20--19------15--18--------------20--19------15--18---|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| x 4
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

  Gtr 2
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------19-18-17-----------15-15---------------------------------------|
G|-14-15-16-----------14-15-16--------14-15-16-18-17-16-----------14-14----|
D|-------------------------------------------------------14-15-16----------| x 4
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse 1:

E|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-11------12-11-------9-10-11--------9-12-11-------9-12-11----|
D|----9-12--------9-12----------11-12----------9-12------------| x 4
A|-------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------|

(No lyrics, just say random spanish things into a muffled vocoder, but make sure 
you mention tamales)


Break:

E|----------------14-------------------------14----------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-14-16-17-14-16----14-16-17-14-16-17-14-16----14-16-17-14-16-17----|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
 x 4 (96 if you want anyone within hearing range to torture-kill you)


Chorus + random wah-wankery in lower scale

Verse 2:

E|-15---------------------------12---------------------|
B|----14-12--14-15--14-12-14-15----12-11--12-14--------|
G|-----------------------------------------------11----|
D|-----------------------------------------------------| x 2
A|-----------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------|


E|-7--7--7/9--7-|
B|-7--7--7/9--7-|
G|-7--7--7/9--7-| ????? chords and delay spanking ?????
D|-9--9--9/11-9-|
A|--------------|
E|--------------|

E|----------------14-------------------------14----------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-14-16-17-14-16----14-16-17-14-16-17-14-16----14-16-17-14-16-17----|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| x 4
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|


E|-19-------------21-17-19----------------------|
B|----17-------19----------19-17----17-18-19----|
G|-------18-19-------------------19-------------|
D|----------------------------------------------| x 8
A|----------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------|


E|---------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------|
G|18--14--16---------18----------18--14--16---------18-----------|
D|-----------17--16-----12--15--------------17--16------12--15---|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|
Repeat until end along w/ break riff (he plays both parts at the same time, as must you)