You can beat me up,
Call me names
Steal my bike, go insane
I don't care if you rearrange
My face, I don't mind

You can burn my toys
And the books I read
Still it won't matter to me
Cause with one big gulp
I'll swallow it up and smile, oh yeah

Chorus:
Because I'm the incredible absorbing man
And I'm gonna do the best I can
Till you finally understand

I am calm, I'm serene
Not a word is getting through to me
When you scream

I'm a sponge.I soak it up
All the crap you put me through
Won't make me give up

I will never falter, I will never quit
You'll never find another
Who'll put up with your shit