D
On the day we met I knew that we would end up man and wife
G
And now we're gettin' ready for a steady happy married life

[Verse 1]
G
I dream about the kissin' and the kids that it'll bring us
D
Then all the grandchildren runnin' round at Christmas
G
Tradin' in the house for a double-wide camper
D                            B
Tradin' in the underwear for old-people Pampers
Em                   A          Em        A        D
I'm so glad that I'm gonna grow extremely old with you

[Chorus]
G
(Extremely old) Everyday adventures
D
(Extremely old) "Where the hell are my dentures?"
A                                   D               D7
I'll trim your mole hairs if you'll rub me with Ben-Gay
G
(Extremely old) Early-Bird at Denny's
D                              B
(Extremely old) Gonna pay with pennies
Em             A               Em       A         D
I'm gonna love you baby, 'till I forget who you are

[Verse 2]
D
Yellin' at the neighbors' kids and actin' anti-soc-i-al
G
Snappin' like a twig because we're osteoporo-ci-al
G
I'll have a bunch of model trains down in the basement
D
You'll have a colostomy and hip replacement
G
Cruisin' 'round the house in a pimped-out walker
D                      B
Growin' more back hair than Chewbacc-er
Em                   A          Em        A        D
I'm so glad that I'm gonna grow extremely old with you

[Chorus]
G
(Extremely old) Moanin' and a'bitchin'
D
(Extremely old) Gettin' lost in the kitchen
A                           D             D7
We'll always stay together, until we fall apart
G
(Extremely old) Just a pair of old-timers
D                       B
(Extremely old) His 'n' hers Alzheimers
Em            A                   Em     A         D
Now that I've fallen for you, you know I can't get up
Em            A                   Em     A         D
Now that I've fallen for you, you know I can't get up