A                     D        A
My family reunion is  goin' on today
 A                                    E
My relatives have all flown in from places far away
       A                            D
As we sit there eatin' chicken, it hits me like a truck
 A             E               A
I don't like half the folks I love

[Verse 2]
 A                            D                A
Me and my former best friend had a big fallin' out
 A                                E
I caught him with my wife, so I punched him in the mouth
 A                                  D
We just can't hang out anymore, but I still wish them luck
 A            E                A
I don't like half the folks I love


[Chorus 1]
 D                                    A
God knows they're all dear to me, but if the truth be told
  B                             E
I like it when they come, but I love it when they go
     A                                        D
I'm sure they've got good qualities, but the bad ones cover them up
 A            E                A
I don't like half the folks I love


[Verse 3]
 A                     D             A
My alcoholic buddies are fun to hang around
 A                        E
When we drink together, peace and joy abound
 A                                               D
Sometimes they bring me one more shot when they know I've had enough
 A            E                A
I don't like half the folks I love


[Chorus 1]
 D                                    A
God knows they're all dear to me, but if the truth be told
  B                              E
I like it when they come, but I love it when they go
    A                                         D
I'm sure they've got good qualities, but the bad ones cover them up
  A          E                 A
I don't like half the folks I love


[Verse 4]
  A                        D             A
In this world we live in, this I guarantee
  A                           E
We all need more tolerance to get along peacefully
         A                             D
But I'm not as nice as Jesus, and I really am fed up
  A           E                A
I don't like half the folks I love


[Chorus 1]
  D                                   A
God knows they're all dear to me, but if the truth be told
  B                             E
I like it when they come, but I love it when they go
    A                                         D
I'm sure they've got good qualities, but the bad ones cover them up
  A           E                A
I don't like half the folks I love
 A            E                    A
Oh, I don't like half the folks I love