Intro: G
 
   G
do do do do do do 
      C
do do do do do do  
      Em       C              G
do do do do do do do do do do do 

G                C
she drives a new car 
C               F   C
wears expensive blouses 
C             F  C
She tells her mamma 
C              Em
She's cleaning houses 

G            C
she goes out witnessing 
C                    F   C
doing the lords work all week 
C          F   C
but on the weekends 
C                 Em
she's making ends meat 

D           F       C       G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper 
D                   C            F      C   G
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver 
D                 C          F   C  G
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her 
D           F       C       G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper 

G
do do do do do do 
      C
do do do do do do  
      Em          C           G
do do do do do do do do do do do 

G                    C
one night down at the club 
C         F      C
her daddy walked in 
C         F    C
he didn't recognize 
C            Em
his daughter dancing 

G                C
she wore a blond wig 
C           F   C
he had some glasses 
C            F  C
when she got naked 
C          Em
he started clapping 

D           F       C       G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper 
D                   C            F      C   G
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver 
D                 C          F   C  G
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her 
D           F       C       G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper 

G
do do do do do do 
      C
do do do do do do  
      Em          C           G
do do do do do do do do do do do 
play 2x 

D                   C
You ask her why she does it 
C   F        C       G
she looks at it this way 
    D                   C
she says im counting my blessings 
C     F          C     G
every night when I get paid 
D                 C
she once lived in poverty 
C   F     C     G
now everythings alright 
    Em                    C
the lord showed her how to make 
  C        F       C    G
a thousand dollars in a night 

D           F       C       G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper 
D                   C            F      C   G
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver 
D                 C          F   C  G
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her 
D           F       C       G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper