Fm C Fm C
Fm C Fm C
Bbm Bbm Bbm Bbm

[Spoken]
Fm     C         N.C
"As an Amewican, fuck!"


[Verse 1]
N.C      Fm
So like, I guess they call it the "sophomore slump"
       Fm
Always crying, always drunk
      Ab                  C                   Fm
A few dead, more gone; the rest, well, on their way
N.C.
(Thanks! I hate it)
   Fm
So everyone that I love is stuck
        Fm
Because this, that, the other, and the state fucked up
   C                                       Fm
We covered it in a class that I'm about to fail


[Chorus]
             Fm
Well, I feel better now (UwU)
          Fm
Cigarette ahegao (Uh huh)
N.C.
"I haven’t had another episode, except last night was touch and go"
Fm
No need to cry about it


[Spoken]
Fm
UwU
Fm
UwU
Ab        C
   "Hey incels? Just have sex!"
N.C.
"Duh!"


[Verse 2]
Fm
Trash on the walls and trash on the floor
Fm
Liquid eyeliner stuck to the doors
         C
Screwing everything up, and doing everything wrong
        C
In my defense, I wasn't supposed to be around this long, so


[Chorus]
Fm
Well, I feel better now (UwU)
Fm                  C
Cigarette ahegao (UwU)
C                         Fm
No need to cry about it (UwU)
Fm
(Oh, I don't smoke, I just like how it smells)


[Bridge]
Ab Eb Fm
Eb C Ab
Ab Eb Fm
Eb C Ab
Ab  Eb      Fm
Get thin on smoke and coffee
Eb  C      Ab
Get fat on pie and biscuits
Ab  Eb         Fm
God bless this perfect shitstorm
  Eb   C       Ab
I hope that it takes me with it
Ab Eb    Fm
I have a soft small body
Eb   C       Ab
Strawberries make it happy
Ab  Eb        Fm
Someday, I’ll leave the country
Eb C      Ab
I hope to have you with me
Ab  Eb         Fm
Get wrecked on becherovka
Eb  C         Ab
Get fucked on smoke and wine
Ab  Eb        Fm
Someday, I'll have my own life
Eb   C          Ab
I'll leave this all behind

[Outro]
Fm Fm
Fm C Fm C
Fm C Fm C
Ab C
Ab Eb Fm
Eb C Ab
Ab Eb Fm
Eb C Ab
Ab Eb Fm
Eb C Ab
Ab Eb Fm
Eb C Ab
Ab Eb Fm
Eb C Ab
Ab Eb Fm
Bbm Eb Ab