My cold black kitty she won't bite
But she's been sat outside all night
Her whiskers dirty and her eyes are bright
My cold black kitty she won't bite
But she's been sat outside all night
Her whisker's dirty and her eyes are bright
And you'll do anything if she comes inside

But cold black kitty she won't budge
She just wants to come inside
She never once had to tell me twice

If you're not careful when you sleep
You'll wake up and she's at your feet
And I know boys been driven mad
Wanting something they can't have

Yeah oh
Yeah oh

But if I don't get your letter soon
All kinds of problems in your room
So out with confessions and on with life
Your pretty face is the kind I like

My cold black kitty she won't budge
She just wants to come inside
She don't like to be treated nice
She never once had to tell me twice

If you're not careful when you sleep
You'll wake up and she's at your feet
And I know boys been driven mad
Wanting something they can't have

Yeah oh
Yeah oh

If you're not careful when you sleep
You'll wake up and she's at your feet
And I know boys been driven mad
Wanting something they can't have