I went down to the guitar store and i bought myself some things
Then i went home to fix this guitar to see if it could sing.
When i got done i plugged it in but it made no sound at all.
So i was gettin' pretty pissed and i plugged it into the wall.

Guess it's not a signing type, it would rather yell and spit.
If you don't think you'll like this guitar then you're really askin' for shit!
`cause when i get mad, i get red, and then i start to steam.
And this guitar is gonna fuck your face `cause it knows how to scream!

Hi, i'm bill. i was the one who did the cover art for the stone's sucking in the 70's lp.