G                 C 
I was a cook and she was a waitress 
G                  D             G 
Down at the Salty Dog Seafood Caf? 
     G                                       C 
And somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed salad 
 G                   D             G 
Some little shrimp just lured her away 


 
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Oh I lobster and never flounder 
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He wrapped his line around her 
          D                D7 
And they drove off in his carp 
      G                 C 
Oh I lobster and never flounder 
   G                               D         G 
I octopus his face in, he'll only break her heart.
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I said just squid and leave me for that piano tuna 
If you want to trout something new 
She was the bass I ever had, now my life has no porpoise 
Oh my cod I love her yes I do 
 
Chorus 
 
Spoken: Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam