The coffee ran out today.
No fag-ends in the ashtray.
Seems like I´m out of luck.
So many things that suck.
This, that and all between.
Yeah, everything I´ve seen.
I can´t even stand my face.
I´m a hopeless case.

I LIVE IN A WHININGLAND
AND I CAN´T TAKE A STAND.

My work is a heavy weight.
Noone goes up at 8.
My car is out of gas.
The radio´s playing fusionjazz.
Got a girl who´s untrue.
She´s been to bed with you.
My future´s a tight-knit rope.
No way that I can cope.

I LIVE IN A WHININGLAND
AND I CAN´T TAKE A STAND.
I LIVE IN A WHININGLAND
WE´RE SUCH A SHITTY BAND.

Fuck me and fuck you too.
I´ve got nothing to do.
You´re charmed and I´m bewitched.
Just hear the way I bitch.
I charge myself on trial.
To whine is my cool style.
God bless those who complain.
I drive myself insane.

I LIVE IN A WHININGLAND
AND WE´RE SUCH A SHITTY BAND.