C                           G7
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor
          G7                          C
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor
          F                        C
Who could ask for anymore, than a spider on the floor
           G7                         C
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor


[Verse 1]
         C                        G7
Now the spider's up my leg, on my leg
G7                                C
Now the spider's on my leg, on my leg
         F                            C
Oh, it's really, really big, this old spider on my leg!
          G7                      C
There's a spider on my leg, on my leg


[Verse 2]
         C                            G7
Now the spider's on my stomach, on my stomach!
         G7                            C
Oh, the spider's on my stomach, on my stomach!
         F
Oh, he's just a dumb old lummock!
         C
This old spider on my stomach
          G7                          C
There's a spider on my stomach, on my stomach!


[Verse 3]
         C                         G7
Now the spider's on my neck, on my neck!
         G7                        C
Oh, the spider's on my neck, on my neck!
         F                            C
Oh, I'm gonna be a wreck, I've got a spider on my neck!
           G7                      C
There's a spider on my neck, on my neck!


[Verse 4]
         C                         G7
Now the spider's on my face, on my face!
         G7                        C
Oh, the spider's on my face, on my face!
    F                               C
Oh, what a big disgrace, I've got a spider on my face!
          G7                       C
There's a spider on my face, on my face


[Verse 5]
        C                          G7
Now the spider's on my head, on my head!
        G7                         C
Oh, the spider's on my head, on my head!
    F                                   C
Oh, I wish that I were dead, I've got a spider on my head!
           G7                      C
There's a spider on my head, on my head!

N.C.
But he jumps off!

              C                           G7
Now there's a spider on the floor, on the floor
          G7                           C
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor
          F                        C
Who could ask for anymore, than a spider on the floor
          G7                          C
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor