The Curse Of Larry Larry

Oh, no, here he comes again
(Who's that? Who's that?)
It’s Larry Larry with his mighty pen
Oh, no!

We hit the stage, and we were feelin' fine
Playin' our hearts out, everything in time
Then Larry showed up with a frown so mean
One bad review and the silence is keen

We played it loud
(But he absolutely hated it)
Our hearts were proud
(He just couldn’t take it)

Our spirit's shaken, we can't hold on

Larry Larry, he’s on our back
Critic’s curse, no turnin' back
Larry Larry, he's judging us
Even in the afterlife, he's causing a fuss!

Now as ghosts, after traveling in a hearse
We died by his words, and it just got worse
Trying to play, but can't get away
His verdict is final, we’ll have to pay

We played it smooth
(But it didn’t fly)
Our music groove
(Larry's tellin' lies)

Yet our rhythm's strong, though his shadow’s nigh!

Larry Larry, he’s on our back
Critic’s curse, no turnin' back
Larry Larry, he's judging us
Even in the afterlife, he's causing a fuss!

We tried by land, tried by sea
Tried by sky, but we couldn't flee
No escape if we want to play
Larry Larry’s got the final say

We found a realm, thought we’d belong
But then the critic came along
He grinned and sneered: Your song is absurd
Told us our music didn’t deserve to be heard

We tried our best
(But he won't stop)
This is our Quest
(Until we flop)

What does he gain from this?
Larry!

Larry Larry, he’s on our back
Critic’s curse, no turnin' back
Larry Larry, he's judging us
Even in the afterlife, he's causing a fuss!

Now we’re free, we’ve won the fight
No more Larry, no more fright
We play our hearts, wild and true
And if you don’t like it, well, screw you

We’re done with pleasing anyone
It’s our music now, and we’re having fun

We don't care what they say anymore
(We’ve broken through)
No more chains, no more critique
(We’ve found something new)
The sound we make is all we need
(We’ve got this, we’re living the dream)
Larry’s curse has lost its grip on us
(And now we’re free, we’ll let it rush)

We don't care what they say anymore
(We’ve broken through)
No more chains, no more critique
(We’ve found something new)
The sound we make is all we need
(We’ve got this, we’re living the dream)
Larry’s curse has lost its grip on us
(And now we’re free, we’ll let it)

Ooh, yeah!
Ooh, yeah

Dooop, doo, doo, dooop, doo, doo
Dooop, doo, doo, dooop, doo, doo
Dooop, doo, doo, dooop, doo, doo
Dooop, doo, doo, dooop, doo, doo

It’s only our music now, and we’re having fun!