Oh, wow, wow, yeah, yeah
And I fix this
There's a kid standing on the street
Says looking for something to eat
Whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah
I fix this
What's that you say you need?
Vitamins, psychoterapy
Whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah

I fix this
I look in the mirror
And I hate myself
Don't want to face another day
Whoa, yeah yeah, uh, uh
I fix this
I fix this
And you want a college degree?
B&D, well, that's too much for me
Whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah

I fix this
Holidays are not the same
I can't fish another day this week
Whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah
I fix this
Whoa, whoa, yeah yeah
Stay with me
I fix this