I’ve denounced my ethnicity
In favor of something more kawaii
Claim the land of the rising Sun
Where one piece comes from

I’ve learned all of the dance moves
To the openings of my favorite cartoons
I say itadakimasu when i eat
This pretty much makes me japanese

There’s more to japan than
J-pop, harajuku, dragonball z
More to the language than sugoi and kawaii

Eat sushi all you want like one punch man
By all means be a fan of japan

That’s fine! But just don’t cross the line
Cause if you run with your arms to the side
Cause if the only thing that gives you an erection
Is your body pillow and your sword collection

You are a weeb!!

Theres a lot wrong in this world, but theres something wrong with you
If the thought of new Pokémon
Makes you bust a nut-eru
Why’s your profile picture on linkedin
Mikasa from attack on titan!

Neko, tsundere
Lolicon, yandere
If you only know these words

You’re a baka! You’re waifu is stupid
A falcon punch is what you deserve

Don’t fuck with me!
I’ll let you know that anger raises my chi
Talk shit on anime and i swear to God
You’ll make me turn super saiyan 3!