My name is Eloise Midgen
Yes, my nose is off a smidgen
But do you know how hard it can be
To be a human acne factory?

Eloise Midgen, stop picking at your nose
Eloise Midgen, stop picking at your nose

Don't curse your face off, Eloise Midgen
Stay calm for just a smidgen
Do you know how hard it can be
To reattach your olfactories?

Eloise Midgen, stop picking at your nose
Eloise Midgen, stop picking at your nose

Listen to me, one day your acne will be history