I give my thanks to the Dark Lord
I know I wasn't always there for him
But I still got a fine reward
For donating part of my best limb
So I got…

I got an awesome silver hand
I just hope I'll stay his right-hand man
I got the coolest silver hand
For helping his reanimation plan

I give my thanks to Voldemort
He was actually kind of generous
I don't know what we're fighting for…
But I suspect it's something devious
But I still got…

I got an awesome silver hand
I just hope I'll stay his right-hand man
I got the coolest silver hand
For helping his reanimation plan

It's got super powers you wouldn't believe
So I don't mind the blood that got all over my sleeve
My friends at school treated me like a scummy rat
Thank God the Dark Lord always treats me like that!

I got an awesome silver hand
I just hope I'll stay his right-hand man
I got the coolest silver hand
For helping his reanimation plan
I got an awesome silver hand
I just hope I'll stay his right-hand man
I got the coolest silver hand
For helping his reanimation plan