Usurping nag, filthy half-breed
Taking my job was a villainous deed
Once I've had less cooking sherry,
You should write your own obituary.

If I were a gangster named Rap Master T,
You'd get schooled in a rap battle with me.
Firenze? What kind of name is that?
Sybil Trelawney is way more phat.
I'm a real ghetto girl, ya heard?
Thinking you're cooler than me is absurd.

If I were a gangster named Rap Master T,
You'd get schooled in a rap battle with me.
I'm in the Divination queen,
Terrible things I have foreseen.

If I were a gangster named Rap Master T,
You'd get schooled in a rap battle with me.
I'm the divination master,
Hogwarts only true forecaster.

If I were a gangster named Rap Master T,
You'd get schooled in a rap battle with me.
If I were a gangster named Rap Master T,
You'd get schooled in a rap battle with me.
If I were a gangster named Rap Master T,
You'd get schooled in a rap battle with me.
Yo, Dobbin-you're history!