One year for my birthday
I got a funky cake
It looked exactly ordinary
But it had fallen in the lake

Funky birthday cake
That is what i called it
Wouldn't even take a dime to bake
It wasn't even worth it

I took that birthday cake
And i smashed it against the wall
From then on i told my mom to make
No funky birthday cake at all

Funky birthday cake
That is what i called it
Wouldn't even take a dime to bake
It wasn't even worth it

Funky birthday cake
That is what i called it
Wouldn't even take a dime to bake
It wasn't even god damn worth it