[Primeira Parte]

D                              A
  He's clingy, he's loving, he always initiates
D                        A
Calling and touching, it feels like just yesterday
   G                  D     A     D7M
He wanted all four of my personalities
    G       A4        A
Now I don't recognize this

[Pré-Refrão]

D
Stranger (Stranger)

Danger (Danger)
A
There in my bed at night
D
Wide-eyed (Dreamin')

Pondering (Schemin')
     A            D
What life without me'd be like
G                     A4
Can I return him, give back the version I like?
Bb         C
This one's bullshit, baby

[Refrão]

F             Am           Bb                     Bbm
My man on his willpower is something I don't understand
   Am                Dm                 Bb
He fell in love with self-restraint and now
It's getting out of hand
   F                      A
He used to be literally obsessed with me
                 Bb                             Bbm
I'm suddenly the least sought-after girl in the land
    Am            Dm           Eb
Oh, my man on his willpower is something I don't under—
                       D     D7M
Something I don't understand

[Segunda Parte]

D                             A
  He's busy, he's working, he doesn't have time for me
   D                  A            D7M
My slutty pajamas not tempting him in the least
G                       A                   G
What in the fucked-up romantic, dark comedy is this
A
Nightmare lately?
D                                 A
Yeah, okay, okay, he's on his big journey to find
D
  A little sense of life and his sense of purpose, but why?

[Pré-Refrão]

    G7M
I'm right here (Right here)

I'm waving (Hello)
    A4
The joke can be over now
Bb        C
You're so silly, baby

[Refrão]

F             Am           Bb                     Bbm
My man on his willpower is something I don't understand
   Am                Dm                 Bb
He fell in love with self-restraint and now
C
It's getting out of hand
   F                      A7
He used to be literally obsessed with me
                 Bb                             Bbm
I'm suddenly the least sought-after girl in the land
    Am            Dm           Eb
Oh, my man on his willpower is something I don't under—
                       F    Am Bb Bbm
Something I don't understand

[Final]

Am  Dm Bb
No, oh
F             A
  My man's in touch with his emotions
Bb             Bbm
  My man won't touch me with a twenty-foot pole
Am            Dm
  My man's forgotten his devotion
Eb                                F Am Bb Bbm Am Dm Bb
  Where he's gone? God only knows
                                 F
(Where he's gone? God only knows)