Tonight I'm gonna pour a glass of red ménage à trois
Invited all my favourite people over
Sinatra on the vinyl and the lights Louvre
And baby just to give you full disclosure

Think I'm gonna have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I
Wanna- wanna have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I
Said fine, turn your love, never leave 'em
So I found the one in a mirror
Let's have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I
I (I think I'm gonna have a-)

I could call an expert, I'm afraid they'd stick around
Dating apps are only good for pictures
So I'll still love my neighbors but mine hate it when I'm loud
So baby after everything considered

I think I'm gonna have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I
Wanna- wanna have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I
Said fine, turn your love, never leave 'em
So I found the one in a mirror
Let's have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I

Nobody else makes me feel like myself
In my dreams only I'm screaming I-

Think I'm gonna have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I
Wanna- wanna have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I
Said fine, turn your love, never leave 'em
So I found the one in a mirror
Let's have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I