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I've been drunk all around this town
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The downside up to the upside down
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Set 'em up boys I'll knock em down
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Well I've been drunk all around this town

I drank shooters with the college boys
The girls are cuter where they card the doors
Daddy's money makes a lot of noise
I drank shooters with the college boys

I drank bourbon with lawyers, too
With their power ties and their wing tipped shoes
Cause even republicans get the blues
I drank bourbon with the lawyers, too

I've been drunk all around this town 
The downside up to the upside down
Set 'em up boys I'll knock 'em down
Cause I've been drunk all around this town

I drank beer with the down and out
First bar you come to on the pike out south
I kept my head down and shut my mouth
I drank beer with the down and out

And I drank something with those hippie dudes
Everything was fine until we lit that doob
Now I'm hungry and I'm scared
And completely self-aware

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I've been drunk all around this town 
The downside up to the upside down
Set 'em up boys I'll knock 'em down
Cause I've been drunk all around this town