Where is my Lorelai?
Where did she run to? (With a fire in her eyes)
Where is my Lorelai?
Where is she hiding? (She set my ship ablaze)
Where is my Lorelai?

Where did she go?
Lorelai?
Lie to Me!
Lorelai!

I feel we're gonna drown when this ship finally goes down
(The chill of murky water is grasping 'round my neck!)
I know we're gonna die when they find out that we have lied
(The Beautiful muse, resounding songs)

I feel I'm gonna drown
Drown!

She doesn't plan she plots
Death and burial plots
Knives in purses ornate
She dances lady-like
But a knave knows nothing aside from number one
Long lashes gold and glistening eyes.

Where is my Lorelai?
Where did she run to? (with a fire in her eyes)
Where is my Lorelai?
Where is she hiding? (she set my ship ablaze)
Where is my Lorelai?