15 miles from a service station
I really need a piss, what a complication
Please stop I've really got to go
You're not going fast enough, you're going much too slow

Windowstare, all along the motorway
Windowstare, yes I could be anywhere
Windowstare, all along the motorway
Windowstare, car boot fayre

10 more miles 'till the service station
Yeah any minute now I'll feel salvation
Some might say, it's God's creation
No rest for the wicked, no relaxation

Windowstare, all along the motorway
Windowstare, yes I could be anywhere
Windowstare, all along the motorway
Windowstare, car boot fayre

Cups of coffee in the service station
Yes you've guessed it end of situation
I really got worried, how long could I take it?
I really got worried, I didn't think I'd make it
But life's so funny and full of frustration
And even more ridiculous to see it's implications
I really got worried, how long could I take it
I really got worried, I didn't think I'd make it

Windowstare, all along the motorway
Windowstare, yes I could be anywhere
Windowstare, all along the motorway
Windowstare, car boot fayre