I never promised you shit
I never promised you nothing
We never celebrate
My black old heart
We ain't never worn out
These black old jeans
If you wanted a mess
You should have got here quick

I never promised you nothing
I never celebrate

Flypaper for freaks!

I never promised you rock and roll
Was ever mean't to be good
Well did we ever take a risk
Like i knew we should
We never paid the rent
'cause baby we don't need to
All the egss were scrambled
You were my cover girl

I never promised you nothing
I never celebrate

Flypaper for freaks!

You never had it so good
You never had it so good
You never had it so good
You never had it so good
You never give it away
You want some of my chewing gum?
You wanna drive in my car?

I never promised you nothing
I never celebrate

Flypaper for freaks!