D
You met her at a party on Saturday night

She was drinking Advocaat

Her skin was smooth

And her jeans were tight

You didn't think she'd go that far

Ah well, she might have looked like a princess
                   
G                  F#         G       C    E         
Why'd ya have to give her your address
D
'Cause you ain't safe when you get home
E           D                    C  A          
She gonna call ya on the telephone              
E           D                    C  A          
She gonna call ya on the telephone              

E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|-7-6-4---7-6-4---7-6-4-----------|
D|-------7-------7-------7-5-4-----|
A|-----------------------------7-5-|
E|---------------------------------|


[Chorus]
D
Hey boy, that's Balwyn callin'                
D
Hey boy, that's Balwyn callin'  
D
Hey boy, that's Balwyn callin'  
D             C        D               F#    D                       
Get on the phone, 'till ya been stallin'       
D             C        D               F#    D                       
Get on the phone, 'till ya been stallin'        


[Verse 2]
D
It's just too easy when ya got to her flat

And she kicked off her platform shoes

You played around like a cat and a rat

And now you got the Balwyn blues

Well, you thought that she'd be a one nighter
G                       F#       G     C      E                        
But now she wants to squeeze you tighter
D                                                                 
'Cause you ain't safe when you get home
                                                                 
She gonna call ya on the telephone              x 2


[Chorus]
D
Hey boy, that's Balwyn callin'                
D
Hey boy, that's Balwyn callin'  
D
Hey boy, that's Balwyn callin'  
D             C        D               F#    D                       
Get on the phone, 'till ya been stallin'       
D             C        D               F#    D                       
Get on the phone, 'till ya been stallin'        


[Verse 3]
D
She sure knows when she's got a good catch

And she just won't let go

She's been searchin' for the perfect match

Her ambition with your dough

A brick veneer prison is waiting for you

G          F#            G               D                            
You just smile while she turns the screw
                                                                 
You ain't safe when you get home
                                                                 
She gonna call ya on the telephone              x 2


[Chorus]
D
Hey boy, that's Balwyn callin'                
D
Hey boy, that's Balwyn callin'  
D
Hey boy, that's Balwyn callin'  
D             C        D               F#    D                       
Get on the phone, 'till ya been stallin'       
D             C        D               F#    D                       
Get on the phone, 'till ya been stallin'        

Hey boy that's Balwyn callin' (quiet)   x 4


[Chorus]
D
Hey boy, that's Balwyn callin'                
D
Hey boy, that's Balwyn callin'  
D
Hey boy, that's Balwyn callin'  
D             C        D               F#    D                       
Get on the phone, 'till ya been stallin'       
D             C        D               F#    D                       
Get on the phone, 'till ya been stallin'