This little creature
Lives in your wardrobe
He's seen you fake it
He's seen you naked
He's been through your pockets
And sucked out your secrets
He stole all your best lines
Seems just like the old times

There
He comes
She swallows

That's no lover
That's a vanity thief
That's no lover
That's a vanity thief

Seen through your good shoes
Rubbed off your red lips
He sits like a fatman
Curled round your thin hips

He messed up your bed sheets
Sucked up your secrets
He stole all your best lines
Seems just like old times

There
He comes
She swallows

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