Give me a lesson 'cause I'm dying to know
Which way you come in and which way to go
What do you look for in a polish priest?
Who to invite round and what to release

Frustrated client seeks a man of the world
Must be frank and know his hand relief well
Sex master keeps you back after school
Sex tells you with a very strict rule

Yeah, give me a lesson 'cause I'm willing to learn
Where do you cut round and where do you burn
How do you chain her and nails on a cross
Who is the bell ringer and who is the boss?

Frustrated client seeks a man of the world
Must be frank and know his hand relief well
Sex master keeps you back after school
Sex tells you with a very strict rule

Yeah, give me a lesson 'cause it’s here in my mind
How do you stretch out and who makes the climb?
Ponces by evening and Roundheads by day
Electric erections please teach me again

Frustrated client seeks a man of the world
Must be frank and know his hand relief well
Sex master keep you back after school
Sex tells you with a very strict rule