C
Sherman: Oh my god it’s Becky Barnes
           Bb                       Am
James: and Tom, they go way back in time
C
   I think they dated in high school
       Bb                                 Am
Linda: Yep, she was cheering him from the sidelines
C
Sherman: Do they even recognize?

James: I don’t know
                       Bb                           Am
Sherman, James & Linda: tom/ Becky has put on some weight
C
Sherman: He was embedded in Afghanistan

James: Oh my god
       Bb                 Am  G
Linda: She embedded the inmate
                       Ab             G          C
Sherman, James, Linda: What will she say to him?

Becky (spoken): Hi Tom

Tom: Tom Houston
     Bb                   Am                C
Becky: I know who you are Becky I mean I’m Becky, Becky Houston I mean-
                 Bb            Am
Tom: No, you’re Becky Barnes

Becky: I’m good
C
Curt (sung): I heard Tom is seeing things
                      Bb
Man in a hurry: Only ghosts
                     Am
Gary: It’s called PTSD

Curt, Homeless Man & Man in a hurry: Oh forget about it
C
Curt: Has she PTseen her hubby
                        Bb
Man in a hurry: He ran off
                                            Am
Curt, Gary & Man in a hurry: She’s not as Hot as she used to be
                          C                                            Bb
EA H, Curt, Gary, Homeless Man: But that look in their eyes is coming back
                         Am
All those years they had fun
C
Curt: But they’re both on the sales rack
                Bb
Gary: They are spent

Man in a hurry: They are cooked
                                          Am
EA H, Curt, Gary, Homeless Man: They are done
                             Dm                        Em
Sherman, James, Linda & Rob: Wait, Something’s on his mind
                                           F
EA H, Curt, Gary & Homeless Man: Will he opine?
                                    G
All but Becky and Tom: Hold on it’s way too painful
                                  Dm
Sherman, James, Linda & Rob: For Tom
                                               C
EA H, Curt, Gary & Homeless Man: Or maybe for Beck.
                                    G
All but Becky and Tom: Or maybe for me
             F
What do you say
               C             Dm
Sherman: When you love each other
                                    F
All but Becky and Tom: What do you say
             C           G
James: When years have passed
                                    F
All but Becky and Tom: What do you say
             E              Dm     D
Curt: When there’s no more buffer
                                    Bb    F
All but Becky and Tom: What do you say
             C
What do you say

Tom (spoken): Cold out

Becky: Nothing really
         Bb
Tom: How are things
                       Am
Becky: Uh haven’t seen it

All but Becky and Tom: Ugh!
C
(Sung) Oh my god it’s a trainwreck

Linda: My favorite
      Bb                 Am
Rob: Give me my tub of popcorn
         C
Man in a Hurry: Just skip to the fucking

Homeless man: She’d never
                    Bb                       Am
All but Becky and Tom: Either way this is torture porn
C
James: I think I’ll step in and save her
           Bb                          Am
Linda: Ha, you don’t have half of a chance, bitch
C
Gary: I don’t think either took a shower
                       Bb                  Am
Curt and Homeless man: Oh my god someone flip the switch
                        Dm                        C                        F
All but Becky and Tom: There! She looked at his crotch, he looked at her boobs
                   G
They’re walking a very fine line
Dm                         C
Oops, I think we’ve been caught
                   G
Is she looking at mine?
             F
What do you say
            C             Dm
Gary: When you love each other?
                                    F
All but Becky and Tom: What do you say
                             C          G
Homeless man and Curt: The years have passed
                                    F
All but Becky and Tom: What do you say
                     E         Dm      D
Rob and James: When you rediscover
                                    Bb    F
All but Becky and Tom: What do you say
             C
What do you say?
                               Bb
Tom (spoken): Ah Becky, you look great
         Am           C
Becky: Thanks, so do you

Tom: Thanks
        Bb                           Am
Becky: So you just shopping for your kid?
            C                                    Bb     Am
Tom: Nah, I’m shopping for myself. I like dolls
   C                                   Bb              N.C.
Just kidding, I don’t like dolls. At least, not like that.

Becky: I missed you.
                         C                  F
All but Becky and Tom (sung): What did she say
       C              Dm       C
They still love each other
              F
What did she say
     C           G
The years have passed
             F
What do you say
      C       D
When you rediscover
             Bb      F
What do you say
             C       G
What do you say
             Eb      Bb
What do you say

What did she
                 C
Becky (spoken): Say?
              Bb                                           Am
Tom: Nothing, no not nothing, I actually forgot what I was uh, going to
      C
All: Say