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[Verse 1]
   D
I look around the kingdom
    D
And see the desparation
D7                            D7
And the devastation that persists
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No matter what I do
       D
But today could be the day
   C                          D
I finally make a difference
     G                   D          F   G A
And all the grateful citizens will say to me

[Verse 2]
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  Fuck you!
D
  Fuck you!
D
  Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

[Verse 3]
       D
Fuck you, Jafar!
         D
Good morning, baker!
D
Where are you off to today, you no good piece of shit?
A
Squawk! Piece of shit!
D
What did you just call me, you bastard?
D                                                                                        E
No, friend! I said nothing! That was my bird. He has the ability to repeat words that others have spoken.
D                                          E7              A7
Well, why don't you teach him these words, then? Fuck you, Jafar.
A
Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up!

[Verse 4]
Dm
Why don't we have enough to eat?
Bb
Why are we dying in the street?
B5
Why does my baby always cry?
C5               A
Why did my mommy have to die?
A
Mine too, mine too, mine too, mine too, mine too!
    F#m/G# F#m     E        C#
The answer here is crystal clear
Bm          C#        F#m
Jafar, that ugly old Vizier
Bm   N.C.                    F#m
He's the reason for our many woes

[Verse 5]
       A/G#    Asus4   A/G#      Asus4
Though we're upset, we shouldn't fret
   C#m7    Bm7    A/E       G
We mustn't let ourselves forget
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The saying every child raised within the kingdom knows
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You've got to dream a little harder
      D
When life won't go your way
        D
Simply dream a little harder
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Trust me when I say that when you
Bm             Bm/A
Dream a little harder
        D               C
You're sure to follow through
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'Cause if you're good and you're attractive
    F#m            Bm  Bm/A
No need to be proactive
Em                    A         D
Good things will just happen to you!

[Verse 6]
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I've come to return the book I borrowed!
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Oh, Jafar! It took you long enough, you shit-eating dog.
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I couldn't put it down! It's one of my favorites!
F
The story of a misunderstood witch who's really not wicked at all.
A                                                                  E
She's just green! But she still gets blamed for all the kingdom's problems.
                          E                                 A
Oh, so you think you're better than me just 'cause you can read?
                    A
Well get out of my bookstore, we don't like your kind here anyway.
A
 But what about the book?
A                     G               B
Keep it. And may the rats ejaculate upon you.
           B     B/A B    A
Thank you! Thank you very much!

[Verse 7]
Dm
Why is the kingdom plagued by theft?
Bb
Why are there no more good jobs left?
B5
Why does the sun go down at night?
C5                     A
Why is everyone in the kingdom white?
N.C.
Um... Jafar?
       A       A       A7
Jafar!   Jafar!  Jafar!
   F#m/G#       F#m        E    C#
No man    who's just could ever trust
  Bm        C#            F#m
A face that triggers such disgust
    Bm               C#             F#m
His twisted features give me such a chill
   C#m    D         C#m      D
So let us pray that one fine day
     C#m  Bm       C#m7 A/G#
That evil man will go  away
       G                           A    Asus4
'Cause if we want it bad enough he will!

[Verse 8]
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For if you
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Dream a little harder
        G
You'll get what you desire
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Dream a little harder
      D                  Asus4
When things are looking dire
        Bm            Bm/A
If you dream a little harder
    D             C
Success is guaranteed
            G             Asus4
If you are sure of your intention
     F#m        Bm7
Some magic intervention
     Em           A             D
Will give you the edge that you need

[Verse 9]
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Oh! Pardon me, madam.
D
Oh, that's alright. Just try to keep your fat face out of that motherfucking book.

[Verse 10]
   G               Asus4
I know that I'm no prize
            G           D
I'm not so easy on the eyes
  Em             A              D D7
I can't rely on looks to get me by
    Em       A         F#m             Bm
But ugliness permits a man to use his wits
        C                           D
'Cause pretty people never have to try

[Bridge]
  G                            A              D
I hear the people whisper as I walk about the streets
  G
I know they call me-
               Gm
Ugly old Jafar!
D                      Bm7
What I call planning, they call scheming
     C                 G        A
What I call delusion, they call dreaming
F                         F/E                 D
Why am I the only one who sees things as they are?

[Verse 11]
C
Wish a little stronger
   Bm
I need six eggs/Why not buy some?
C
Hope a little bigger
          Bm
I want to fly / That's unrealistic
C
Think a little louder
               Bm/E
I want to be a cat/ What?/Fuck you!

[Verse 12]
G                 A
Whistle while you swallow
F#m            Bm
A spoonful of sugar
          Em                           Asus4 A
And your dreams will come true upon a star

[Bridge]
      Bm
Dream hard enough, my friend
           F#
Jafar will meet a violent end
    D       A5
He could be skewered by a sailing ship
   G#5
Or hanged in tangled jungle vines
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Or eaten by hyenas
         E                             A       A/Bb       Bm
Or he'll plummet to his death from a castle, a clock or a cliff
    Asus4 G               D
And if we dream a little harder
     C               D  E
Our patience and our honor
      Em            G    Asus4   D G Asus4  D
Will rid us of that ugly old   Jafa -  -  - r!
          D
Fuck you!