E6            Dmaj7  D6  
C#m7    F#m7  Dmaj7  C#m
E6      D6    E6     D6

[Verse]
A                      D      
Five names that I can hardly
                 Bm7       
Stand to hear Including yours and mine
               A                         A
and one more champ who isn't here, I can see the ladies talking
        D
How the times are getting hard
         Bm7                    A
And that fearsome excavation on Magnolia Boulevard
 
[Chorus]
       D     A    F#m7     
And I'm going insane
Bm7      D                 A         F#m7  
And I'm laughing at the frozen rain
Bm7    D    A      F#m7
And I'm so  a  lone
Bm7    D              A            Bm7  D
Honey when they gonna send me home
C                  Am
Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada my friend
  F                       Dm7    G7    
Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a
C                  Am                       
  Transistor and a large Sum of money to spend

[Instrumental]
E6  D6    E6  D6

[Verse 2]
A                      D     
  You fella, you tearin' up the street
      Bm7                               A                  
You wear that white tuxedo how you gonna beat the heat
            A                     D
Do you take me for a fool, do you think that I don't see 
     Bm7                                   A
That ditch out in the valley that they're digging just for me

[Chorus]
       D     A    F#m7     
And I'm going insane
Bm7      D                 A         F#m7  
And I'm laughing at the frozen rain
Bm7    D    A      F#m7
And I'm so  a  lone
Bm7    D              A            Bm7  D
Honey when they gonna send me home
C                  Am
Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada my friend
  F                       Dm7    G7    
Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a
C                  Am                       
  Transistor and a large Sum of money to spend

[Instrumental]
E6  D6    E6  D6

[Chorus]
       D     A    F#m7     
And I'm going insane
Bm7      D                 A         F#m7  
And I'm laughing at the frozen rain
Bm7    D    A      F#m7
And I'm so  a  lone
Bm7    D              A            Bm7  D
Honey when they gonna send me home
C                  Am
Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada my friend
  F                       Dm7    G7    
Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a
C                  Am                       
  Transistor and a large Sum of money to spend

[Outro]
E6  D6  E6  D6
D       Bm7     A   Bm7 Bm7         A
D       Bm7     A   Bm7 Bm7         A