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[Verse 1]
C         Em              C
All of my life I've never fit
            Em                   F
But I won't complain and I won't quit
      C
I am enormous
    G
Get used to it
C          Em               C
  Everyone tells me I'm too much
           Em              F
Maybe it's just you're not enough for me
C
Can't you see
G                            A
I'm the kind of woman I'm supposed to be

[Chorus]
     D            G
Hey, my vagina is eight miles wide
D                       G
Absolutely everyone can come inside
D                              G
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
      A
My vagina is eight miles...

D      G
  Wide
D      G
  Wide

[Verse 2]
C               Em         C
Tell me what is womanly to you
               Em            F
Strong but not too much of a brute
                   C
It's cool if she's powerful
        G
But way better if she's cute
C                    Em                  C
  Well for all of us girls who don't fit in
         Em     F
I say go Amazonian
               C
You could be a kickass bruiser
G           A
And be feminine

[Chorus]
     D            G
Hey, my vagina is eight miles wide
D                       G
Absolutely everyone can come inside
D                              G
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
      A
My vagina is eight miles...

D      G
  Wide
D      G
  Wide

[Verse 3]
C              Em                  C
  Now I am not loose and I'm not a whore
          Em
This is a metaphor for
F            C
  My super vigantastically
G
Mystical feminine goddess core and
C              Em              C
I hate it when women make that noise
                   Em               F
That we don't need daddies, men, or boys
         C
Even the hardcore dykes love
G           A
Cock-shaped sex toys

[Bridge]
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Oh, my vagina
G
  It's universal
D
  Like a penis, but
G
  Reversible
D                 G
  Come on in, the water's fine
     A
It's not my vagina! It's our vagina!

[Chorus]
     D            G
Hey, my vagina is eight miles wide
D                       G
Absolutely everyone can come inside
D         G
Echo echo echo echo
A
Echooooooo whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - just the boys!

D            G
My vagina is eight miles wide
D                       G
Absolutely everyone can come inside
D                              G
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
      A
My vagina...

     D            G
Hey, my vagina is eight miles wide
D                       G
Absolutely everyone can come inside
D                              G
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
      A
My vagina is eight miles...eight miles...
D G D G D G D G
Wide

[Outro]
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Vigantic
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Vigantic
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Vigantic
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A big, big love
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Vigantic
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Vigantic
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Vigantic
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A big, big love