B D G D Em G Bm
G Gm G Bm G B D
Bm B C B7
C A# Bm G C G C
G Em Bm G

[Verse]
G         Bm
Born in a place called home
Bm           G
The place is cold but something warm
G            Bm
Stretches my umbilical cord
Bm         G
Would you all relate?
G         Bm
Could you all relate?
Bm    G
I'm a crowd of trouble

[Verse]
E                     G
You've got a prodigal son
G               Bm
Don't you think so mum?
Bm            G
Watch out the dog
G             A
He wants some more
A
The dog has eaten my
D
Umbilical cord
E                 F#
Umbilical cord

[Chorus]
C              C#
Delicious dog
G#
Here I am a delicious cracker
A           F#
I'm cracker man
G#           A
And my mummy said
A        F#               G#
Daddy is dead two seconds late
F#                         G#
I'm a crowd of trouble
F#          C         F# C
A crowd of trouble

[Instrumental]
Am A Am G
F Em

[Bridge]
Am                       G
I always love the fruit a little green
F                       Em
I always ate the meet a little red
Am                              G
Please hold me, please hold me tight
F                          G
I always loved the girl I never had
G
Call me silly girl
D        C
Don't be shy
C                         G
You know I'm not going to bite
D
I'm a hundred years old
D       C
And I'm cold
C               G
Would you be my bride?
Bm   D   G  Bm
Well no, oh no !

[Instrumental]
A Bm G Bm G Bm G Bm G

Bm         G
Would you all relate?
G         Bm
Could you all relate?
Bm    G
I'm a crowd of trouble
Bm             Em
I'm a crowd of trouble
Bm             Em
I'm a crowd of trouble...
Bm             Em
I'm a crowd of trouble...
G A F# C

[Chorus]
C              C#
Delicious dog
G#
Here I am a delicious cracker
A           F#
I'm cracker man
G#           A
And my mummy said
A        F#               G#
Daddy is dead two seconds late
F#                         G#
I'm a crowd of trouble
F#          C         F# C
A crowd of trouble

[Outro]
Am A Am G
A crowd
F Em
Of trouble
G C Bm C Bm G Bm
G
Umbilical cord
G
Umbilical cord
C#m G# A F# C#m  G# A F# C