Guys, my dream in life
Is to get gangbanged by four guys at the same time
Like, I'm not afraid to die (Yeah)
I just want to get gangbanged

I lay down with Ashley, now Jackie's mad at me
Can't find my car keys, there's blood stains on my khakis
The neighbors hate me, fuck you, Jerry
Can't stay for long, they'll like this song

Every night getting blasted, waking up in my casket
And now that we're past it, it was fun while it lasted
How it ended was tragic, I was overdramatic
And now that we're past it, it was fun while it lasted

It was fun while it lasted
It was fun while it lasted

Blacked out again, can't find my friends
Who's that in my bed? Oh shit, hey, Fred

Every night getting blasted, waking up in my casket
And now that we're past it, it was fun while it lasted
How it ended was tragic, I was overdramatic
And now that we're past it, it was fun while it lasted

It was fun while it lasted
It was fun while it lasted

Fun while it lasted
It was fun while it lasted

Every night getting blasted, waking up in my casket
And now that we're past it, it was fun while it lasted