I'm happy, I'm eating the sushi
I'm kicking the world's little tooshie
I haven't had the life since childhood
Life for my butt was like Morning Wood
You expect me to laugh for you
Fine! This is just for you.
[Hahahaha]

Life is short like a douhiki
It was like needle so tricky
Let's be happy and eat sushi
Put the hot towel on the tooshie
Life is short like a douhickey
It was like needle so tricky
Let's be happy and eat sushi
Put the hot towel on the tooshie.

I'm gonna kiss you like a French kiss
That was life made me on it to piss
We got older, it became harder
It went to us more and more further.

The Book and the Imam have told me
Just laugh when you had the difficulty
The Book and the Imam have told me
Just laugh when you had the difficulty.
[Hahahaha]

Whatever they put into my brain
It just added on my balls more pain
Notebook and studying and the school
All nonsense, all crap, all uncool
There wasn't any use for them
Unless making me bored like a hell.

Life is short like a douhickey
It was like needle so tricky
Let's be happy and eat sushi
Put the hot towel on the tooshie
Life is short like a douhickey
It was like needle so tricky
Let's be happy and eat sushi
Put the hot towel on the tooshie.

I'm happy, I'm eating the sushi
I'm kicking the world's little tooshie.