De Soto
Has a cool shark fin
My humble abode
Hey, uh, where I've been
Poochie Poochie,
No, no applause,
Four enchiladas, Senor,
Extra sauce...

Just one face card and one ace
Put my game back in place
Crystal honey, where you been?
Turn a corner and my heart just goes boom-boom!
Boom-boom!
Boom-boom!
Boom-boom!

I know it's stupid,
But what care I?
I got wheels that slide
Where you got a mind
You pink and blue
Shiny vinyl hardware,
And white socks too

Just one face card and one ace
Put my game back in place
Crystal honey, baby where you been?
Turn a corner and my heart just goes boom-boom!
Boom-boom! (yeah)
Boom-boom!
Boom-boom! (yeah)

Long before my time
And after too
This magnificent love
Me for you
They say it's folly
To pay and pay,
And you're no good,
I guess I like it that way

Just one face card and one ace
Put my game back in place
Crystal honey, baby where you been?
Turn a corner and my heart just goes boom-boom!
Crystal, hey where you been?
Boom-boom!
Boom-boom!
Just one face card and one ace
Put my game back in place
Crystal honey, baby where you been?
Turn a corner and my heart just goes boom-boom!
Boom-boom! (yeah)
Boom-boom!
Boom-boom! (yeah)