laying low on a friday night
sipping on a box of wine
with remote controls like microphones we
On-Demand some kareoke
on the floor the kittens fight
cheeks are warm. we're feeling bright
talk about our future plans
the house, the kids, the aliens

what's this i never sing about our relationship?
that's just 'cause everything seems to be perfect

subhuman saturdays
marathon mysteries
stuff our guts with Pizza Days
while we crack the case of Jon Benet
i'll retire to my instruments
while you tune into your Beverly Hills
maybe i'll write a killer riff
while David's friend shoots himself again

what's this i never sing about our relationship?
that's just 'cause everything seems to be perfect
truth is i'm not ashamed so please dont get me wrong
you've got to understand that no songs is good songs

sunday morning apartment cleanse
first things first let me pest for sex
i'll even buy the Diet Cokes
if you run in so i don't have to

hope i havent said too much
felt the need to express the love
that i have for you and our day to day
i wouldnt want it any other way

what's this i never sing about our relationship?
that's just 'cause everything seems to be perfect
truth is i'm not ashamed so please dont get me wrong
you've got to understand that no songs is good songs