Intro: Em G
G                                  Em
If youre in the market for some loneliness and heartache
        Dm                          G
well have I got some good news for you
        C                            Em
you can get it for a dollar all you gotta do is holler
      Dm                       G
I can have it in the post by two
            F                   G
if I could sell all my troubles somehow
       Am                       C
oh Id have more money than Id know what to do with
         Dm                         F
and Id shout all my friends to a night on the town
Em                  G
forget whatever had got me down
        C       Em      Dm      G
singing whoa…
            C                              Em
if youre shopping for despair dont just get it anywhere
                Dm              G
Ive got the finest stuff around
          C                             Em
if youre looking out for sorrow I can get more by tomorrow
       Dm            G
I take orders by the pound
             F                  G
if I could sell all my troubles somehow
       Am                       C
oh Id have more money than Id know what to do with
      Dm                  F
Id buy a big bag and Id get real high
Em                 G
float on into that big old sky
        C       Em      Dm      G
singing whoa…
           F                    G
if I could sell all my troubles somehow
     Am                      C
Id have more money than Id know what to do with
        Dm                      F
and Id buy a big house and a big fancy car
       Em               G
and feel just like a movie star

        C       Em      Dm      G
singing whoa…
            F                   G
if I could sell all my troubles somehow
       Am                       C
oh Id have more money than Id know what to do with
        Dm                      F
and Id tell the whole world how you broke my heart
    Em                 G
and end up right back at the start