Call it call it up again
The commies are coming and I hear you say
Who cares who knows? Maybe I will one day

Who knows what you're gonna say?
Not me
Who knows when your turn will be?
Not me

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A kick in the head every day for a year
Wouldn't even need me going there
Shock the heart secretly for me
Do they really have a say
What goes on with you each day?

Who knows what you're gonna say?
Not me
Who knows when your turn will be?
Not me

Join the professionals
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You're gonna be one anyway

Who knows what you're gonna say?
Not Me
Who knows when your turn will be?
Not me

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Join the professionals today